( please could you stay a while to share my grief, it's such a lovely day to have to always feel this way... )

( Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me! Hit me! Hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me! Hit me! Hit... Me! )

( news that we missed )

( There can be miracles when you believe, though hope is frail, it's hard to kill )

Chatter from the sidelines

• Angel di Maria's £44million move to PSG is delayed as Manchester United star was too TIRED to complete medical following flight habitual line stepper
• Gareth Bale and Karim Benzema will not be leaving Real Madrid, says Rafa Benitez Take that, Manchester United and Arsenal
• Thiago Silva-"PSG are 1 of the big clubs in Europe, ( Read more... )

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In entertainment you cannot buy, Marca publishes an article about how BBC is bad at reporting news in a public catfight about Gareth Bale. Get this, the title is: "The BBC's reprehensiBale smear campaign"

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( Ooooh...I've had a million different offers on the phone. But I just stay right here at home. )

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